THE SENILITY PRAYER
God grant me the Senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference
Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded…
All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few…
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat-cause kids.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Only time the world beats a pat to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses…they're everywhere.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…
I go somewhere to get something and then I wonder what I'm here after!
(Author: Unknown to Me)
PAGE DEDICATION
To My Friend
Jim
Thanks for sending it to me
From the Heart of Angel
Laughter is the best medicine for the heart. I am hoping that each of you that visit this page will enjoy it like I did when I got it in my email. The funny thing about it is that it shows me what I have to look forward to as well as what I am now experiencing. Enjoy it and please pass it on to your friends.
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"Funny How Time Slips Away"