Once upon a far away state there lived a little boy who loved to read books. His most famous stories were ones about King Arthur and the Round Table. He too wanted to be brave and strong just like them and also had a secret desire to one day be worthy of becoming a Knight. He would take his dog with him and would go into the woods to practice fighting dragons. He knew if anything that would surely get him the title of Knight. There were stories that he had heard from the locals saying that there was indeed a dragon that lived deep into the woods. So each day he would wrap some aluminum foil on him so to make his armor. He took the galvanized bucket from the barn so that he would be able to have a helmet. The metal lid from the garbage can served as his sheild and the broken mop handle served as his sword. He would throw a feed bag over his dogs back and pretend that it was his horse and off to the woods they would go.
He had gotten quite far into the woods when suddenly he heard a noise. He remained still that is except for his heart that was beating really fast. He just knew that it had to be the dragon and with his sword drawn he was ready. Suddenly there before his eyes was the mighty dragon. He tried striking it with his sword but wasn't quite close enough, so he moved in closer to get a better swing. The dragon continued to stay just out of his reach. Finally he was able to strike the dragon down and with it's last breath it fell to the ground. This was an important day for him and he had to go and tell the world that he had slayed the dragon.
Years passed and you can still hear him telling the story about how he slayed the dragon. Yes he did become a Knight in shining Armor, at least to his wife when they were first married. Here is a picture of the dragon that he slayed on that day.
He never got to be a member of the round table, but you can find him sitting around a table drinking coffee at the local restaurant in his town. Oh yeah, I almost forgot that he has others there drinking coffee with him. I hear that one day he wanted to run for the office of President. Oh I almost forgot to tell you who this boy was. His name is Sir Kenny the protector of the female race.
