Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, Ken looked over to his left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
He looked away for a couple seconds and when he looked back she was halfway over in his lane, still working on that dang makeup!
It scared him so bad he dropped his electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of his other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using his knees against the steering wheel, it knocked his cell phone away from his other ear, which fell into the coffee between his legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!
(Some words were changed from the original text in order to personalize this story.)
